midiport:

at ur girls crib peeling the leather off her couch

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utopians:

utopians:

man for real in 2021 we’re dismantling the idea of the Child Prodigy

this isn’t abt like. Kids who decide to pick up guitar or drawing or whatever and have a talent for it this is abt the culture that allows parents to push their children to work at a skill at the expense of their childhood. like dance moms is a pretty good comparison here it’s all abt parents who see their children as means to an end instead of independent, developing humans. yes it’s impressive when an 8 year old can play some wildly intricate violin concerto but a 8 year old should not be putting in the kind of hours to make that possible ykwim

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things in this world that kick ass

puyopuyo:

1.

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cloune:

pinkmanthedog:

villainous-queer-deactivated202:

vampireapologist-archive-deacti:

pinkmanthedog:

My horse Squidward loves the water so I took her out to a river to swim and she got so excited she shoved her whole fat dumb head underwater which I have literally never seen a horse do before

This is killing me I love her

i’m sorry but you named your horse WHAT

Their names are Chicken Nugget and Squidward, like in the Bible

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ooccoo:

flawedvictori:

magicalgirlmindcrank:

flawedvictori:

flawedvictori:

setting your blue alert to caramelldansen is praxis tbh

I was gonna tweet this one but there’s boomers on twitter and im not in the mood to be called slurs today

What the fuck is a blue alert

Texas has em now, tells you that a cop got injured and they’re looking for the dude who did it

(via bitchfvck)

gunsandfireandshit:

officiallordvetinari:

nudityandnerdery:

Been a rough couple days for one of our favorite cats, send Miette some good thoughts.

TREMENDOUS news

“You dose Miette??

You make her have psychedelic experience like the hippie??

Shame! Shame on Lizard!”

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orolith:

pobopolybius:

rramshackled:

the universal experience

Be proud of being cringe. Evil even

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ourravenboys:

tell me i’m funny

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woosh-floosh:

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ebaybumpstockhalloweennitrous:

people who write for like the new yorker think that the piece of kitchenware that symbolizes the working class is the mason jar but it’s actually this

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bemusedlybespectacled:

jaredpadaleckihateclub:

i feel obligated to point out that destiel has only reached 100k fics on ao3 if you’re logged into an account….

PLUS the ‘favourite tag’ option is only there if you’re logged in

are you all seeing this???? heller king misha has an ao3 account y'all i bet he wrote the 100 000th fic

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zsnes:

tamagotchi:

The pope made a new commandment

commandments I-X: normal religion stuff. i dont want to bore you.

commandment XI: put a little hot sauce on that bad boy

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trunksette:

drmccoynextdoor:

idiot-riker:

thinking abt that episode of TOS where Sulu finds a gun on the ground and is like “sweet” and just takes it

what’s better is that this planet was supposed to manifest your greatest fantasy and while everyone else was imagining sex and power Sulu is just like 

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sanpellegrinopussy:

roserblg:

myotpisgay:

good content

this is somehow already a classic short video

This looks like it was shot in 2019 and 2006 all at once

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